I've been meaning to post this for a long time now, but when we were up at Wooster for C's sister's graduation a few weeks back we all went out for mediocre Chinese food and her fiance, Dustin, introduced me to a new fun fortune cookie game. Turns out that you can insert the phrase "in bed" after every single fortune and it will both make sense and be really funny.
To wit: "A modest man never talks to himself...in bed" -or- "Only you can decide what is important to you...in bed" (so true...) -or- "You will be sought out for your diplomatic skills...in bed" -or- (my personal favorite) "Your fastidious nature has much more fun this year...in bed."
So next time you go out for Chinese grab a few extra cookies and have some fun at the end of your meal...in bed.
New Game?I've been doing that since high school. . .when fortune cookies were the only place where I was getting in bed with anything.
yeahi realize now that if my sister knew about the game already and I didn't that means it wasn't news to anyone. Still, some of the fortunes were funny...
Yeah dude, you are totallyYeah dude, you are totally not with it. But I'm pleased for you; eating Chinese food will forever be changed. And Dice...it's the only action I've had in quite a few months!
M